I have never thought 30 was old. I have never thought 31 was old. I have never thought 32 was old. . . until now. It seems every guy I meet is YOUNG! We are talking 21, 22, 24, 26. Where are all the guys my age? I’m looking in varied places, but obviously the wrong places. Are they any good men in Vegas over 30?

So I even made an exception with a 25 year old, only to find out he was actually 23- I guess I have to start checking ID’s or something! Then I actually got the pre-emptive dump- you know, the – I just got out of a serious relationship, yada, yada, I hope I didn’t give you the wrong idea. You know what though, I am old, because I actually started laughing, then had to look the poor poodle in the eyes as he realized he was so far off base. I was making a “fun” exception at 25. . . I mean 23! What are we going to talk about- how much fun it was babysitting his friends?